Quotes from my Filipino Mom

Because my Mom is hilarious.

Posts tagged filipino mom

Jan 19 '12

Thanks to @adventuresinwriting for sending this in! :3 

” … Close the light!” 

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Nov 5 '11

Mom's Got Priorities

  • Me: (on the phone calling from work) Hey Mom, I forgot to bring lunch. Can you bring me food?
  • Mom: No. I'm busy. I have to watch the new dramas you said you got.
  • Me: ¬_¬* I'm never downloading you dramas again.
  • Mom: What?
  • Me: Nothing.

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Oct 13 '11
Parang rock star naman si Steve Jobs. Total nerd muka ni Bill Gates.
— My mother, the closet Apple hipster.

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Oct 11 '11

Ok Mom

  • Mom: You're gettin a beer belly.
  • Me: I'm just getting that more lovable.

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Sep 20 '11

How Most Arguments Look Like Between My Mother and I

  • Me: Mom! Stop eating my food!
  • Mom: But it's good!
  • Me: It's also my only meal of the day! T^T

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Sep 19 '11

A New Manicure Style

  • Mom: Oh. That's nice. I like new texture style on your nail.
  • Me: It's not a style, Mom. My nail polish just wasn't dry... -_-*

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Sep 11 '11

Everyone Stand Back

My mother is watching Hana Yori Dango Returns :3

(and she just found out her beloved Ikuta Toma is a bad guy in the first episode, haha~)

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Aug 27 '11

I swear, my mother has the same humor as a toddler.

She just spent the past 10 minutes laughing hysterically until she couldn’t breathe and had tears in her eyes playing with the video camera’s funny face special effects standard on any iPad. 

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Aug 26 '11

Wake Up Call

After having a dream about white faced zombies bursting through my window, my Mother proceeds to wake me up by going around the backyard, poking her head through my bedroom window, right above the head of my bed… asking if I already paid for my classes.

Asking the same question three times.

At 5 in the morning.

I’ve never been so groggy,scared, shocked, and annoyed all at the same time. -_-*

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Aug 25 '11

My Mom Ships Ikuta Toma

  • Me: *looking through Tumblr*
  • Mom: Who's that?
  • Me: That's MatsuJun.
  • Mom: Ah... bata pa siya ("He's still young")
  • Me: Yeah, it's around the time of their debut.
  • Mom: Ah. Mas ma guwapo ang Toma ko. ("My Toma is much more handsome")

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