Because my Mom is hilarious.
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mom:
hey i just thought of a joke. what do you call a gangster who's been killed
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me:
who
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mom:
A HOMIE-CIDE
77 notes (via brokusatsu & guybrushmightypiratethreepwood)Tags: *snortlaugh* totally something my mother would say
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From Karen: I’m vegetarian!
Mum: Karen, I made sinigang na baboy
Me: I’m vegetarian
Mum: Just take da soup and vegetables, you don’t have to take da meat.
Me: But you cooked it with the meat.
Mum: So?
Tags: submission filipino mom quotes *snortlaugh* THANK YOU!
