Quotes from my Filipino Mom

Usual Conversation with my Mother

• Me: I bought some doughnuts if you want some, Mom.
• Mom: Doughnuts?
• Me: Yeah, do or dough-nut. *keke*
• Mom: Hah?
• Me: Never mind, Mom.
• Mom: Why'd you buy them?
• Me: They're doughnuts. Do I need a reason?