Quotes from my Filipino Mom

While recording a Podcast in one room and my parents are watching the All Star Game in the living room.

• Overhearing a faint squeal / scream from the living room, with my door closed.
• LC: The hell? Paula, was that your cat?
• Me: ... No~
• Me: *sigh* That was my mother...
• Mom (from the living room): KYAAAAAAAAH!! KOBE!!!!!