Quotes from my Filipino Mom

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• Mom: *calls out from the kitchen* Pau!! Where is my iPad?
• Me: You don't have an iPad.
• Mom: I mean, iPod!
• Me: I have no idea. You lost your Shuffle a while ago~ Ask Dad.
• Mom: *comes in with her phone* There I found it!
• Me: That's your iPhone.
• Mom: I...me... whatever. How do I put picture on Facebook?