Quotes from my Filipino Mom

Thanks?

• Mom: Aww... Pau, you're hair so long now. It's pretty.
• Me: ... Thanks? *laughs*
• Mom: Don't cut it anymore. You looked fat with short hair.
• Me: O_o
• Mom: Oh! No, I don't mean bad. The bangs just make your face look big.
• Me: Mom~
• Mom: What? My daughter not ugly! Just big!
• Me: *sigh* Thanks, Mom.
• Mom: Keep your hair long. Boys like that. Makes your face look small.
• Me: -_- *sigh* Thank you, Mom. I love you too.
• Mom: ^_^