November 2011
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mom omg
mom: hey i just thought of a joke. what do you call a gangster who's been killed
me: who
mom: A HOMIE-CIDE
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Mom's Got Priorities
Me: (on the phone calling from work) Hey Mom, I forgot to bring lunch. Can you bring me food?
Mom: No. I'm busy. I have to watch the new dramas you said you got.
Me: ¬_¬* I'm never downloading you dramas again.
Mom: What?
Me: Nothing.