January 2012
2 posts
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On the morning we leave for the Philippines (and...
Dad: Did you pack yet?
Me: Haha ... No.
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November 2011
2 posts
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mom omg
mom: hey i just thought of a joke. what do you call a gangster who's been killed
me: who
mom: A HOMIE-CIDE
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Mom's Got Priorities
Me: (on the phone calling from work) Hey Mom, I forgot to bring lunch. Can you bring me food?
Mom: No. I'm busy. I have to watch the new dramas you said you got.
Me: ¬_¬* I'm never downloading you dramas again.
Mom: What?
Me: Nothing.
October 2011
2 posts
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“Parang rock star naman si Steve Jobs. Total nerd muka ni Bill Gates.”
– My mother, the closet Apple hipster.
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Ok Mom
Mom: You're gettin a beer belly.
Me: I'm just getting that more lovable.
September 2011
3 posts
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How Most Arguments Look Like Between My Mother and...
Me: Mom! Stop eating my food!
Mom: But it's good!
Me: It's also my only meal of the day! T^T
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A New Manicure Style
Mom: Oh. That's nice. I like new texture style on your nail.
Me: It's not a style, Mom. My nail polish just wasn't dry... -_-*
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Everyone Stand Back
My mother is watching Hana Yori Dango Returns :3
(and she just found out her beloved Ikuta Toma is a bad guy in the first episode, haha~)
August 2011
5 posts
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I swear, my mother has the same humor as a...
She just spent the past 10 minutes laughing hysterically until she couldn’t breathe and had tears in her eyes playing with the video camera’s funny face special effects standard on any iPad.
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Wake Up Call
After having a dream about white faced zombies bursting through my window, my Mother proceeds to wake me up by going around the backyard, poking her head through my bedroom window, right above the head of my bed… asking if I already paid for my classes.
Asking the same question three times.
At 5 in the morning.
I’ve never been so groggy,scared, shocked, and annoyed all at the same...
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My Mom Ships Ikuta Toma
Me: *looking through Tumblr*
Mom: Who's that?
Me: That's MatsuJun.
Mom: Ah... bata pa siya ("He's still young")
Me: Yeah, it's around the time of their debut.
Mom: Ah. Mas ma guwapo ang Toma ko. ("My Toma is much more handsome")
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Usual Conversation with my Mother
Me: I bought some doughnuts if you want some, Mom.
Mom: Doughnuts?
Me: Yeah, do or dough-nut. *keke*
Mom: Hah?
Me: Never mind, Mom.
Mom: Why'd you buy them?
Me: They're doughnuts. Do I need a reason?
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July 2011
3 posts
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Who knew?
I never thought it would be my Mom watching a Japanese drama while I’d be waiting for her to finish, so I can get my computer back :P
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I never thought it was possible...
My Mom marathoned a Japanese drama with me and spent the remaining 3 hours watching Arashi variety shows asking about each and every member. She wants to watch Nino’s drama, but her favorite so far is Aiba. What the HELL have I done?! o_o
June 2011
3 posts
A typical Filipino party.
callmefilipino:
Ladies - Sit around talking. Catching it up, gossiping about everything.
Men - Sing karaoke, get drunk, laugh and be loud as fuck.
Teens - Stay in one area upstairs, eat, talk, whatever.
Little kids - Run around and scream like theres no tomorrow.
Grandparents - “Are you hungry, did you eat yet?”
Uncles/Aunties - “Do you hab boypren?” “Do you hab girlpren?”
Happy Father's Day
(Calling my Dad's cellphone about where to get dinner tonight)
Me: Hey Dad
Dad: Who's this?
Me: It's your daughter.
Dad: Which one?
Me: Your ONLY one.
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When my Mom went outlet shopping, I asked her to...
*sigh*
May 2011
2 posts
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“Are you honestly in your 20s?!”
– My mom yelling at me after I slipped and fell face first on the couch. ^_^;
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It Goes Both Ways.
Mom: Hi my pretty sweetheart...
Me: ...
Me: What do you need, Mom?
April 2011
5 posts
Injured Fashion?
When my Dad sees me wearing my wrist brace before heading out to dinner.
Dad: So, what new fashion style is that called?
Me: Carpal tunnel syndrome
My mother's idea of bonding is making her daughter...
It’s okay though because now I have new shoes and a plain V-neck white tee.
w00t.
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It's the important things
After knocking over a tea cup and burning my hands with boiling water.
Me: AHHH!
Mom (from the living room): Did you break anything?
Me: No... just my pride as a human being.
Mom: Ah, okay. Nothing important.
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Fighting my parents need to collect and clutter is...
When you lose your mother at Banana Republic and...
Even though she was the one who left her phone at home.
And even if she had it, she wouldn’t have picked up anyway. -_-;
March 2011
3 posts
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Homonyms?
Me (as I drive pass a restaurant): Oh! That's where Palate is! I wanted to go to that restaurant soon.
Mom: Oh! Pilates!
Me: *laughing hysterically*
Mom: Pilates, right? Like yoga?
Me: It's Palate!
Mom: What?
Me: I specifically said that it was a restaurant too~
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After Lakers winning a triple over time game
pandamiq: man lol great game
pandamiq: now what to do
angelicnoir: did we win? lol
pandamiq: yes
angelicnoir: okay, just making sure the screaming in my living room wasn't the reaction to a zombie apocalypse
While recording a Podcast in one room and my...
Overhearing a faint squeal / scream from the living room, with my door closed.
LC: The hell? Paula, was that your cat?
Me: ... No~
Me: *sigh* That was my mother...
Mom (from the living room): KYAAAAAAAAH!! KOBE!!!!!
February 2011
7 posts
From Tim: Mom and Shoes
She looks into my room
Mom: New shoes?
Me: no
Mom: What about those silver ones?
Me: no, I just never wore them until now.
Mom: when did you get those?
Me: last year... I think
Mom: And you never wore them?
Me: I did, today. I just didn't have anything to match them.
Mom: Is this where all your money goes?
Me: Yea... at least you can see where it goes
Mom: I will never understand you and this "hobby" of yours.
Me: I don't understand it either, but it makes me happy
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From Tim: Oh mother
owlsyndrome:
Watching “Private Practice”
Mom: What’s wrong with her face? Sister: I don’t know, I couldn’t hear because you two were talking. Mom: So, what’s wrong with her face? *my sister looks at me as if saying ”I just explained why I didn’t know!”*
Me: ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Whenever my Mom sees me buying flowers for myself,...
Thanks, Mom~ lol~
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From Grace: My Dad is my Dad
My Dad reclaimed my crutches receipt bc he has a new CVS coupon for $2 off.
His plan - buy new ones with the coupon then return them after he’s ensured he’s $2 richer…
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i... Something.
Mom: *calls out from the kitchen* Pau!! Where is my iPad?
Me: You don't have an iPad.
Mom: I mean, iPod!
Me: I have no idea. You lost your Shuffle a while ago~ Ask Dad.
Mom: *comes in with her phone* There I found it!
Me: That's your iPhone.
Mom: I...me... whatever. How do I put picture on Facebook?
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Upgrade
Me: Thank God my phone works again. I had to use my Mom's phone for like a couple of weeks...
Friend: Man, that must've sucked working with your parent's old ass phones. Was like a brick...? *laughs*
Me: ... Oh, no, no. My Mom has an iPhone. -_-;
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Oh, that's what she meant...
Mom: Pau, where is your life?
Me: ... *annoyed stare, ready to get a lecture...*
Mom: I thought you had it before.
Me: ... What?
Mom: You know... that board game with the big wheel on it.
Me: Oh, the GAME!
January 2011
3 posts
That SUPER awkward moment when your mother is...
and you’re desperately waiting for a commercial so you can leave your room and run the hell out of there.
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That moment when your Mom locks your screen door...
Thanks?
Mom: Aww... Pau, you're hair so long now. It's pretty.
Me: ... Thanks? *laughs*
Mom: Don't cut it anymore. You looked fat with short hair.
Me: O_o
Mom: Oh! No, I don't mean bad. The bangs just make your face look big.
Me: Mom~
Mom: What? My daughter not ugly! Just big!
Me: *sigh* Thanks, Mom.
Mom: Keep your hair long. Boys like that. Makes your face look small.
Me: -_- *sigh* Thank you, Mom. I love you too.
Mom: ^_^
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That awkward moment when the outfit your Mom...
As I finished getting ready to celebrate New Year’s Eve chilling at my friends’ place, with my new Adidas, skinny jeans, tshirt, and cardigan for the night, my Mom saw me and promptly told me my casual outfit was unacceptable.
December 2010
8 posts
2 tags
From Tim: My dad and me
Dad: come eat
Me: whats for dinner?
Dad: Kare kare
Me: Sweet I'm there
Dad: finish whats left in the pot and th leftover pancit
Me: thats half the pot *stares at large pot*
Dad: You'll be fine, you eat too much.
Dad's nice way of saying I am fat or underweight =/
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From Karen: I'm vegetarian!
Mum: Karen, I made sinigang na baboy
Me: I’m vegetarian
Mum: Just take da soup and vegetables, you don’t have to take da meat.
Me: But you cooked it with the meat.
Mum: So?
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That awkward moment when your Mom steals the knee...
… and she wears it with a short skirt…
… to your cousin’s debut…
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My mom asked why I was trying to look gangster...
I repeat… fuzzy ball beanie.
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“I don’t understand your music… even if it is in English. Is that...”
– My Mom upon hearing my Korean pop music followed by American hip hop
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I knew it was you...
Me: MOM!! Did you drink all my soy milk?
Mom: Oh... it's gone already? I thought you had more...
Me: -_-;
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There are... levels
Mom notices the Fairy Tail logo I drew on my arm.
Mom: WHAT IS THAT?!
Me: Huh? Oh... I was just bored at work.
Mom: It is tattoo! Why you have tattoo?!
Me: Mom, it's just permanent marker!
Mom: PERMANENT?! It IS tattoo!
Me: -_-* *sigh*
November 2010
5 posts
To all my followers, THANK YOU!! ^_^
Thanks for enjoying my parents’ randomness as much as I do.
I heart you guys~
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“Pau, here… email your cousin so he feel guilty for going to New York with...”
– Mom telling me to post something on my Kuya’s Facebook, lol.
I haven’t spoken to my Kuya in years~