Because my Mom is hilarious.
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Thanks to @adventuresinwriting for sending this in! :3
” … Close the light!”
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mom:
hey i just thought of a joke. what do you call a gangster who's been killed
me:
who
mom:
A HOMIE-CIDE
80 notes (via brokusatsu & schoolgirlsnoipah )Tags: *snortlaugh* totally something my mother would say
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Me:
(on the phone calling from work) Hey Mom, I forgot to bring lunch. Can you bring me food?
Mom:
No. I'm busy. I have to watch the new dramas you said you got.
Me:
¬_¬* I'm never downloading you dramas again.
Mom:
What?
Me:
Nothing.
3 notes Tags: filipino mom priorities
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Parang rock star naman si Steve Jobs. Total nerd muka ni Bill Gates.
— My mother, the closet Apple hipster.
4 notes Tags: apple steve jobs filipino mom quotes tagalog
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Mom:
You're gettin a beer belly.
Me:
I'm just getting that more lovable.
2 notes (via owlsyndrome )Tags: friends' moms filipino mom
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Me:
Mom! Stop eating my food!
Mom:
But it's good!
Me:
It's also my only meal of the day! T^T
Tags: filipino mom parents
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Mom:
Oh. That's nice. I like new texture style on your nail.
Me:
It's not a style, Mom. My nail polish just wasn't dry... -_-*
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Everyone Stand Back
My mother is watching Hana Yori Dango Returns :3
(and she just found out her beloved Ikuta Toma is a bad guy in the first episode, haha~)
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I swear, my mother has the same humor as a toddler.
She just spent the past 10 minutes laughing hysterically until she couldn’t breathe and had tears in her eyes playing with the video camera’s funny face special effects standard on any iPad.
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