Quotes from my Filipino Mom

Because my Mom is hilarious.
Jan 21 '12

On the morning we leave for the Philippines (and Japan)...

  • Dad: Did you pack yet?
  • Me: Haha ... No.

Tags: Ugh... damn work~ This is what I get when I forget to ask for the day off...

Jan 19 '12

Thanks to @adventuresinwriting for sending this in! :3 

” … Close the light!” 

3 notes Tags: filipino mom stuff filipino mom says

Nov 29 '11

mom omg

  • mom: hey i just thought of a joke. what do you call a gangster who's been killed
  • me: who
  • mom: A HOMIE-CIDE

80 notes (via brokusatsu & schoolgirlsnoipah)Tags: *snortlaugh* totally something my mother would say

Nov 5 '11

Mom's Got Priorities

  • Me: (on the phone calling from work) Hey Mom, I forgot to bring lunch. Can you bring me food?
  • Mom: No. I'm busy. I have to watch the new dramas you said you got.
  • Me: ¬_¬* I'm never downloading you dramas again.
  • Mom: What?
  • Me: Nothing.

3 notes Tags: filipino mom priorities

Oct 13 '11
Parang rock star naman si Steve Jobs. Total nerd muka ni Bill Gates.
— My mother, the closet Apple hipster.

4 notes Tags: apple steve jobs filipino mom quotes tagalog

Oct 11 '11

Ok Mom

  • Mom: You're gettin a beer belly.
  • Me: I'm just getting that more lovable.

2 notes (via owlsyndrome)Tags: friends' moms filipino mom

Sep 20 '11

How Most Arguments Look Like Between My Mother and I

  • Me: Mom! Stop eating my food!
  • Mom: But it's good!
  • Me: It's also my only meal of the day! T^T

Tags: filipino mom parents

Sep 19 '11

A New Manicure Style

  • Mom: Oh. That's nice. I like new texture style on your nail.
  • Me: It's not a style, Mom. My nail polish just wasn't dry... -_-*

Tags: filipino mom parents

Sep 11 '11

Everyone Stand Back

My mother is watching Hana Yori Dango Returns :3

(and she just found out her beloved Ikuta Toma is a bad guy in the first episode, haha~)

1 note Tags: filipino mom

Aug 27 '11

I swear, my mother has the same humor as a toddler.

She just spent the past 10 minutes laughing hysterically until she couldn’t breathe and had tears in her eyes playing with the video camera’s funny face special effects standard on any iPad. 

Tags: filipino mom